I’m reliably informed that today, May 12th is National Limerick Day.
Now I actually thought writing Limericks was easy, but I don’t find it so. Anyway, I’ll keep adding my efforts here.
The Brit Awards
I’m out of touch with new pop phenomenon
Best Male Artist was sponsored by Amazon
When Kurupt FM read out
Those who were in with a shout
I didn’t know of any one of them
When I see the dog from next door
He sits down and offers a paw
So unlike my cats
Who in spite of my pats
Respond with an unfriendly claw.
From Monday thru Friday it seems
The whole country has basked in sunbeams
Now we’re at the weekend
Heavy rain does descend
As if it’s a joke by jetstreams
Each day I tune in to Popmaster
I usually avoid a disaster
But at that moment when
I need to name three in ten
I wish that I was a lot faster